I was having a dull night in a around this time of year in 2010 when someone tweeted out a link to a live show on amateur webcam site Cam4. I clicked on it, not expecting much, but instead was drawn into a terrifying, “Silence of the Lambs”-like world. Me and a bunch of friends watched in awe (and fear) as this bizarre creature named “ArmyBoy09″ fumbled around his serial-killer style basement until the early hours of the morning. As it got later, things got stranger — to the point we were half-expecting to see a dead body fall out of one of the cabinets. I recently came across a file of screen-caps and .gifs I made that fateful evening:
He put on a mask because why not?
Relive the insanity after the jump …
At some point he put on some gloves…
And a cape …
Occasionally he would spontaneously break out dancing ….
(In between doing karate)
His basement was scary as hell
At one point he started running around like a girl
Oh yeah — and then he tried to stick his dick up his ass …
And then he did this for a while …
He started to pee in a bucket …
I don’t even know what was up with the flower …
And then he started to pee everywhere.
In the following weeks, I caught a few more of his shows … he kept up his schtick, but it was never quite the same as he got more popular. His account is still active on Cam4 (watch at your own risk, I guess).