When you hire two guys for a gay porn video, you never know what will happen — it’s anything from outright lust to barely restrained disgust. And in the old days of heavy editing and heavy scripting, it was hard to tell from the final video what the original ingredients had been. With Michael David and Shane Jacobs, it’s so obvious what it is — cute and loose insta-love! My only question is whether they knocked on out privately the night before …
You may remember Shane Jacobs from his scene with Conrad Logan (also onGuys In Sweatpants) a few weeks back. Wouldn’t mind a crack at that cock.
The 39 year-old Simon Rex, (above, left) appearing by a pool a Speedo in a commercial for Benefit mascara … or the younger version of Simon (above, right) sans Speedo? Watch the full (weird) mascara commercial after the jump, plus more pics of Simon jerking off … just ‘cuz …
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I’m trying very hard not to masturbate this week. And this Labor Day fuckathon just ended that.
Fuckathon Weekend (Maverick Men)
And I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you damned Maverick Men.
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In Other Gay Porn News, I Just Masturbated to Summer
Did you get to go to the beach? Fuck you. If you were like me, you put on your best fat slut outfit and picked someone up at the McDonald’s next to the bar on your way home. (“You’re getting two cheeseburgers? Me too! No way!”)
If you’re NakedSword, you locked a bunch of skinny jeans in a Brooklyn loft and made them sweat it out until they fucked.*
Down and Dirty — Tyler Preston and Taylor Harris
Down and Dirty — Nick and Andrew
*No locking actually involved. And yes, shot during another — also sweltering — summer weekend. But all the McDonald’s stuff is true.
So like, who needs the Hamptons when you’ve got Nick and Andrew and Taylor and Tyler and a dirty, dirty couch? I love my NakedSword, but I love hot summer sleazing even more …
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I guess Simon Rex was pissed that I keep posting pictures of him jerking off on Twitter because I went to wish him a happy Jewish new year, Twitter informed me that he blocked me. We all know Simon did some amateur jerk-off porn when he was 19, before he was an MTV VJ, before he dated Paris Hilton, before he was the novelty rapper Dirt Nasty, and before he appeared in some incredibly terrible movies like “Scary Movie 5″.
If you’ve has the pleasure of watching any of the videos Simon posts on Vine (where he has over 1.3 million followers) you’ve probably noticed that they almost always involve Rex making himself the butt of a gay joke. At first I found it sort of hot in a “Jackass” sort of way, but his schtick quickly got tired. Simon he created an entire account dedicated to “Twin Steven”, Rex’s fictitious identical twin gay brother, who is sex-starved, predatory, and tries to be flamboyant but ends up acting more like Jerry Lewis.
Which is why I wouldn’t think he would care that I was posting the same pics of him jerking off we’ve all seen (and some of us have jerked off to) a million times by now. Here’s a sampling of videos from Simon Rex’s and “Twin Steven”‘s Vine. They’re pretty gay. Or are they homophobic?
So it’s really annoying to me that he took the trouble to block @GayPornBlog on Twitter. I guess Simon Rex is OK with gay jokes as long as he’s the one making them?
One more thing I feel imperative to point out: The only other “celebrity” to block @GayPornBlog on Twitter is @TheWeightSaint, aka RICHARD SIMMONS HERSELF, who blocked me last year when I asked if he would post an “It Gets Better” video (but that’s a whole ‘nother story). So Simon Rex and Richard Simmons have this in common, at least.
Randy Blue’s newest exclusive, Justin Owen, reminded me of someone but I couldn’t put my finger on it. Anyway, it only took me a week, but I finally figured it out: Joey Lawrence! (but vintage Joey Lawrence before that whole weird hairline made him start wearing headbands and suddenly turn all “Jersey Shore” on us).
Justin Owen (above, left), The Lawrence brothers, above right.
He actually looks like all three Lawrence brothers to varying degrees [Full disclosure: I've had embarrassing crushes on the Brothers Lawrence since Joey's "Blossom" days. (Whoa!)].
Anywho. Justin’s kicked off Randy Blue’s upcoming web series “Welcome To LA” with a solo — which he spices up by showing off his perfect asshole and stuffing a few of his fingers up it. Each episode of the series will highlight a different neighborhood of Los Angeles. Hm … a webseries focused on different neighborhoods of a city … again, I am reminded of something but, again, I can’t quite put my finger on it. Episode 1: Hollywood (which features Justin Owen’s perfect pink asshole getting plowed by Diego Sans) premieres on RandyBue Friday, September 20th …
Until then, they released this PG teaser clip of Justin adorably stumbling through his dialogue:
– Jack
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Given their fondness for molly and bears and attention, I’m surprised that more porn stars haven’t taken to YouTube and XTube and Twitter with twerking videos. Maybe they’ve all been shamed by this gay porn star twerk-off by Brklyn Kidd and Venom.
Brkylnn Kidd leads a Twerk-Off Contest
I mean, I’d have thought at least that proto-twerker Adam Killian would have weighed in?
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The potential pitfalls in filming a threeway I outlined here are multiplied when even more models are is involved.
One of the best four-ways that comes to mind is the last scene of Falcon’s classic Born To Be Bad, directed by Chi Chi LaRue, which stars Rod Barry, Kane O’Farrell, Bobby Williams and Cade Devlin (four models I’ve always considered to be among the best of their time). In this scene, they manage to keep all the fucking confined to one bed, and everyone manages to keep busy the whole time the camera is rolling:
(Click here to watch for a free clip from this scene on NakedSword.com.)
Today, Dominic Ford released a two orgy scenes from an unnamed European partner with five models* that takes place in a grimy machine shop. “Orgy Factory” meet the criteria of a successful orgy? Watch the free hardcore images gallery and preview below and let us know what you think.
*[Ed. note: A commenter pointed out that these scenes were previously released in Jackhammer by Pacific Sun in 2001, directed by Csaba Borbely. More interestingly, another commenter seems convinced that this factory is the very same one Bjork and Catherine Deneuve worked at in Lars von Trier’s Dancer In The Dark, which was released in 2000. If this is true, mind=blown. Scene from Dancer below. What do you guys think?:
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This is one of those entries where there isn’t much to say. His name is Max Gatling, he’s 18 years old, from Queensland, Australia and this is his first scene. Mike may think Bentley Race’s Drake Temple has a perfect dick, but I would beg to differ.
Free hardcore preview clip after the jump …
Max is either fucking the couch cushions or is a grower not a shower!
– Jack
The Maverick Men first tasted Carter Jacob’s sweet musk in 2012. And evidently, they’ve been sniffing at the hen house door ever since. The hazy, shakey, drunken, and insanely sexy clip with Carter Jacobs and Cole and Hunter Maverick (after the jump) is less a gay porn video than a commercial for COLT 45.
“It all happened so fast,” you can hear Carter Jacobs saying. “And my drink tasted funny. But suddenly ”Sunset People” came on and I just felt, you know, so FREE. Like I’d finally been to me.“
And then, with a rush of blood to the head and a series of jump-cut memories, Carter is breaking into the Manhunt mansion (that’s the San Simeon-like pool at about 1:19) with the Maverick Men, getting his dick sucked in the shower, getting felt up in the back of a car (how did we get home? who drove? ugh! I’m never drinking again!!!!) and and getting his ass reamed back at someone’s hotel room (mine? Elton John’s? It’s all so BLURRRRRRRRRY.)
This is what happens when you invite the Maverick Men to come speak at Fraternity X.
The Carter Administration (via Maverick Men)
Would you look at that FACE?
I mean, I don’t think I’ve seen a sweeter one since lil’ Timmy Thomas, or maybe Kevin Williams. I don’t care if he’s 3′ 7″ and young enough to be my barista. Thomas is a surfer, and his solo for Sean Cody is so incredible, you’d think he was fucking a ghost. And by ghost, I mean me, after I’ve killed myself and returned to earth as a spectral Fleshjack.
Also, he’s gorgeous.
Sadly, pictures of Sean Cody’s surfer don’t do him justice. Thomas one of those guys who jerk off like they fuck — rough and pounding. This isn’t some weird Harlequin shit — it’s straight up straight guy nailing some La Jolla MILF with fake tits.
You can see the butch little guy talking big waves here, and then fucking like his life depended on it. Mine might.
Thomas (via Sean Cody)
I was having a dull night in a around this time of year in 2010 when someone tweeted out a link to a live show on amateur webcam site Cam4. I clicked on it, not expecting much, but instead was drawn into a terrifying, “Silence of the Lambs”-like world. Me and a bunch of friends watched in awe (and fear) as this bizarre creature named “ArmyBoy09″ fumbled around his serial-killer style basement until the early hours of the morning. As it got later, things got stranger — to the point we were half-expecting to see a dead body fall out of one of the cabinets. I recently came across a file of screen-caps and .gifs I made that fateful evening:
He put on a mask because why not?
Relive the insanity after the jump …
At some point he put on some gloves…
And a cape …
Occasionally he would spontaneously break out dancing ….
(In between doing karate)
His basement was scary as hell
At one point he started running around like a girl
Oh yeah — and then he tried to stick his dick up his ass …
And then he did this for a while …
He started to pee in a bucket …
I don’t even know what was up with the flower …
And then he started to pee everywhere.
In the following weeks, I caught a few more of his shows … he kept up his schtick, but it was never quite the same as he got more popular. His account is still active on Cam4 (watch at your own risk, I guess).
Writer-director Travis Mathews used the actors’ own names and much of their real-life stories for this 2012 film about a gay man in his mid-30s forced to move home from San Francisco. Porn studio Naked Sword helped in the production of the film, whose graphic sex scenes led to it being banned in Australia — much to James Franco’s chagrin.
Looking for some last minute Halloween costume ideas? This has plenty …
Originally released in 1963, Maurice Sendak’s classic book finally gets a porn version. Bravely taken on by BoyCrush director Andy Kay, he seems to really be going for it with “Where The Wind Twinks Are”: Filmed in Sedona, this is easily their biggest movie to date, and though the subject matter isn’t my normal cup of tea, I have to say I’m actually pretty impressed. They cleverly use the material to appeal to several different different types of porn consumers at once: Twinks, Furries, Daddy/Boy, Bareback … probably some others, too (Costume Drama?)
I guess bareback porn parodies are a thing now? Anyway … more images and trailer after the jump …
Boycrush’s first “Daddy” performer Collin Stone tops Max (Benjamin Riley)
Where The Wild Twinks Are, directed by Andy Kay, starring Boycrush Exclusive Benjamin Riley as “Max”, Jason Valencia, Billy London, Alex Jordan, and JR Adams. Max’s dad is played by Collin Stone.
Ha! Made-ya look! But just jokes: No fisting on Dominc Ford (yet!) But getting fucked by Angel Rock’s fist-thick fat Cuban cock is like getting fisted, so it might as well be a fisting scene. Good for Aaron Slate for taking it like a pro. I hope he’s still not walking funny. And in case you’re wondering about the disappearing condoms in the still … don’t worry: it’s either Photoshop or trick photography. Dominic Ford is still shooting condom movies (you can clearly see the condom in the free hardcore clip after the jump … )
